ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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