I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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