I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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