so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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