i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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