To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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