Nicole vs. Life
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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