Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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