just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i want to swaddle you in tequila
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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