Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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