I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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