Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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