i just google imaged poop.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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