nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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