If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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