My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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