My room smells like vodka and shame
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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