she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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