i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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