he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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