Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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