also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You left your phone here
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