Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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