I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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