i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I know her cup size but not her name....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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