It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Naked. naked and bneed help.
be right there i have to get my cape
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