It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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