you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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