Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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