Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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