i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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