is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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