I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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