I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was CRYING into my vagina
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
