You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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