I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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