i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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