Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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