I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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