Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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