The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Randomize
