its not stalking. its research.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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