Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
third nipple confirmed
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I smell like Dick and happiness
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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