I think i peed on brittanys purse
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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