I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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