I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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