If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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