bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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