just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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