can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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