I think i peed on brittanys purse
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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