yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i barfeds in our rink
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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