Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Fuck appropriateness.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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