Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.