oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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