Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm jealous of your bromance
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.