if you like me you must not know who I am
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Me. At least after what I've been through.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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