their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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